Fairytale Forensics: True Crime for Make Believe

Snow White & The Shameful Dwarfs

Amir Mizroch Season 1 Episode 3

A forensic analysis of the Snow White fairytale. We'll examine the Queen's all-seeing mirror, a device so advanced it surpasses modern engineering. How does it know who is fairest of them all? Could it involve quantum dot displays or even holographic projections ? Plus, we'll analyze the poison apple, exploring if the Queen used a substance like atropa belladonna , a toxic plant known to mimic death. We'll also touch on the power imbalance between Snow White and the dwarfs, questioning their seemingly altruistic offer of domestic labor for shelter.

AI Pod Male:

okay, so, fairest of them all, Poisoned Apple. Seven dwarfs ringin any bells. A classic. This week's fairytale Forensics is all about Snow White. We're talking way beyond the Disney version. Right. Even if you've only seen the movie, you know the basics. Jealous Queen, Magic Mirror, a princess who's a little too good at making friends with woodland creatures. Hold onto your fairytale hats because we are going way beyond mirror. Mirror on the wall. Like today we are really unpacking this thing, the poison thing, a poison apple, right? Um, the tech specs of that magic mirror and why those dwarfs might not have been quite as, uh altruistic as we all thought. Totally.

Lawrence:

The story starts with Queen Adeline, who pricked her finger while embroidering by a window on a snowy day. Wishing for a child with skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as black as ebony, her wish was granted with the birth of Snow White. Tragically, Queen Adeline died shortly after, leaving Snow White motherless and King Friedrich devastated. Years passed, and to provide Snow White with a mother figure, King Friedrich married Grimhilde. However, Grimhilde, while beautiful, was vain and possessed a magic mirror. This mirror, crafted by dark sorcerers, would answer her questions, feeding her vanity. As Snow White grew older, her inherent kindness and gentleness made her loved by all in the kingdom. On Snow White’s sixteenth birthday, however, the magic mirror revealed to Grimhilde that Snow White was now“the fairest of them all,” instead of Grimhilde. Consumed by jealousy, Grimhilde ordered Humbert, her huntsman, to take Snow White into the forest and kill her. The huntsman could not bring himself to carry out the evil deed. He took Snow White into the forest, as instructed, but instead of harming her, urges Snow White to flee into the forest and never return What are your thoughts on that? Well, you know, it's interesting because it really contrasts with the Queen's, you know, very external, almost fragile sense of power. And speaking of the Queen, can we talk about her obsession with that mirror? It's like this constant need for validation. The Queen seems so driven, By what the mirror tells her. Exactly. And if we connect that to the bigger picture, Snow White's, you know, natural, effortless beauty becomes even more threatening. It's not just that Snow White is beautiful, it's that her beauty represents everything the Queen fears. Mm. Youth, vitality, and a kind of genuine self assurance. That the queen, like, desperately craves from her mirror. That is fascinating.

Okay. So let's unpack this. The mirror might decide who's the fairest of them all theory. Number one, facial recognition, but amped up on steroids.

Speaker 2:

This thing is way beyond any tech we can imagine. Right. It's not just recognizing a face. It's understanding micro expressions. Micro expressions. Tiny involuntary movements in our faces. They betray our true emotions, even when we're trying to mask them. So the mirror is seeing through our poker faces. In a sense, yeah. It could be analyzing those micro expressions to judge, not just physical beauty, but inner feelings as well. That takes the idea of fairest to a whole new level. It's not just about looking pretty, it's about what's going on inside. how do we even begin to unpack it in this context? Well, we could think of it as those intangible qualities we pick up on subconsciously. Like what? Confidence. Hmm. Genuine kindness. Maybe an inner vitality. These things can make someone incredibly attractive, even if we can't pinpoint why.

Speaker:

It's that certain something that some people just radiate, right? You feel it instantly.

Speaker 2:

Exactly. It goes beyond just the physical. Yeah. And to process all that, suggests some kind of massive data analysis must be happening. Almost like the mirror has. A fairytale internet connection. Hold on. A fairytale internet. Now we're talking. What is the mirror checking social media to see who's trending in the kingdom?

So imagine the mirror is plugged into like this network where people are just constantly ranking appearances constantly all the time. It's like those old hot or not websites, but like magical. Oh, my gosh. On a magical scale. Yeah, all knowing. And this connects to the modern debate about. Beauty algorithms and AI, right? Exactly. So is the mirror simply reflecting existing biases or is it actively shaping them? It's a question, you know. It's a big question. So instead of mirror, mirror on the wall, it's more like mirror, mirror on the internet. Who's got the most likes of the most? Likes. Yeah, exactly. Brutal. Brutal. Like what is fairness? What's fairness? Yeah, is it objective? Mm hmm. Like can you measure it with an algorithm? Yeah, or is it subjective? You know, yeah influenced by like social trends personal preferences And what's really fascinating is like this tech is already being developed, even if it's not quite at those fairy tale levels like yet. Yeah. But imagine like a system that analyzes not just your features, Mm hmm. But your skin tone, your micro expressions, even tries to quantify what we consider beauty based on some standard makes you wonder what is beauty. Yeah. If a machine could just like measure it. Kind of creepy when you think about it like that. It's very black mirror. Very, uh, it really is. Yeah. A little too real. Yeah. But then it gets even wilder. Okay. The mirror might be tapping into something like the internet, collecting opinions on who's considered beautiful. That's where, like this idea of social perception comes in, right? Okay.

Lawrence:

Think about it. Societal pressures on women, the fear of aging, the idea that power is tied to your appearance. The Queen is like a dark reflection of all those anxieties. Right. Taken to a terrifying extreme. Talk about pressure. No wonder she was always checking that mirror. It's like the ultimate social media feed, but with way higher stakes, She couldn't stand the thought of aging, of not being the fairest anymore. That fear, it just ate away at her. And the magic mirror, with its constant comparisons, it just made that insecurity a million times worse. It's like the fairytale version of scrolling through social media and feeling bad about yourself. Because the queen, she wasn't just checking her lipstick and that thing.

Speaker:

Imagine trying to quantify something as personal and subjective as beauty, even with all our technology. It feels ethically complicated, to say the least. For sure.

AI Pod Male:

Forget who's the fairest. I want to know how it works. Imagine the tech specs on that thing. Right. Like, as an engineer, This is where I geek out a little.

Speaker 2:

We're getting into the nuts and bolts of mirror mirror on the wall.

Lawrence:

The technology involved there is mind boggling. Seriously, where do we even begin with this thing? We're talking about a mirror that can show events happening far away, almost like a magical security camera.

AI Pod Male:

imagine if you could like manipulate light waves Like, capture images from somewhere else and, I don't know, project them onto a surface. Hold on, are we talking, like, holograms, but medieval style? Not a bad comparison. Holograms, they're all about recording and rebuilding light waves, right? To make those 3D images. The magic mirror the idea is the same. You bend light, you control it, you can capture images and show them somewhere else. Yeah, we're not talking a simple two way mirror here. Yeah. This is high tech. Way beyond our smart home devices, that's for sure. But it's not just images, right? The mirror talks. And, like, actually talks, not just pre recorded messages.

Lawrence:

Like mystical Siri or alexa.

AI Pod Male:

So now we're talking, what, some serious sonic engineering going on. For a mirror to speak, I mean, really form words without, like, visible speakers, it needs some seriously next level acoustics. And don't forget, it can process information. Analyze stuff, answer questions, even give opinions about who's the fairest in the land. Wild, right. But think about it. Analyzing the world, comparing beauty, having a conversation, that takes some serious processing power. What was powering this thing? Did the queen have like an enchanted outlet hidden back there? We're talking about a mirror that's not plugged into anything, there's no charging cable, this mirror might be tapping into something called Quantum vacuum energy. Quantum. Okay, you're going to have to break this one down for me. Quantum what now? It's a little out there, but imagine this vast, untapped energy field that exists everywhere, even in the empty spaces between particles, right? And some physicists, they believe that actually tapping into this energy might be possible. The magic mirror. This could be an example of that principle. You know, with a fairy tale twist. Okay, that officially goes over my head in terms of actual, like, real world science. But I get the idea. It's like the mirror is plugged into the universe itself or something. It is still pretty cool to think about, you know, taking these impossible things and then finding these little bits of science that could make them I don't know. Less impossible. It's true. Like all that old sci fi stuff, video calls, self driving cars. It all seemed impossible. And now, not so much. Totally. And speaking of that mirror, we talked about the how, but what about the why? Why was it so obsessed with, like, ranking beauty? Excellent question. The mirror's fixation on quote, the fairest is super interesting. Some sources suggest the mirror itself wasn't good or evil, but rather like a tool reflecting the user's own insecurities. So in the Queen's case, it amplified her obsession with beauty, fueling her jealousy of Snow White. Kind of like social media today, right? You log on looking for validation and the algorithm feeds you exactly what you crave. Even if it's not healthy. Precisely. The mirror was like a magical echo chamber, distorting her perception. Yeah. And ultimately leading to her downfall.

Lawrence:

After the huntsman abandoned her, Snow White discovered a cozy cottage belonging to seven dwarfs. She made herself at home, tidying up and preparing a meal. The dwarfs were delighted to find her upon their return from the diamond mines, touched by her kindness and beauty. They welcomed her into their home, asking only that she help with the chores. This arrangement gave Snow White a safe haven from the queen's wrath. Can we talk about the dwarfs for a second? Yeah. They're diamond miners. Which seems like a random job description at first, but knowing this story, I doubt it's arbitrary. What do you make of that? Yeah. It's such a clever detail. Diamonds, of course, represent wealth. This wasn't just a hobby for them, it was their job, their whole livelihood. Right, right. Okay, so now we've got Snow White, young, on the run, shows up at the Dwarf's doorstep, they've got a roof over their heads, a steady income. It's like I see where you're going with this. It kind of makes you think about their relationship, right? The power dynamics. Exactly. there's this inherent imbalance, right? She's trading housework for safety, for a place to stay. It's, well, it's a story as old as time, even if the fairy tale doesn't really dwell on it. It's true. The dwarves took Snow White in. It seems kind of out of character. For a bunch of dudes who clearly weren't winning any tidiest cottage in the woods awards. You're right, on the surface it seems like a classic case of damsel in distress, knights in shining armor. But remember, these are dwarves, not knights. Brr. And they had a business to run. Exactly. And let's be real, seven guys living together, they probably weren't known for their, like, domestic bliss. Yeah. Not winning any good housekeeping awards. Right. So Snow White provided something pretty valuable. Domestic labor. Ooh. Snow White gets a roof, and they get someone to, like, do the dishes, cook their meals, keep things tidy, fair trade. On the surface, maybe. But let's not forget the power dynamics here. A young woman. seeking shelter with seven older men. It's way more complex than a simple exchange of services. But that whole living situation has always seemed a little, well I know. They're not exactly just giving her a place to stay. She's, basically, their maid So, were these dwarfs really the altruistic rescuers that they're often portrayed as? Or was there an element of, convenience to their hospitality? Let's be real. A young woman doing all the cooking and cleaning for seven guys in exchange for a roof over her head, not exactly a model for, like, modern co living situations. Right. They were miners, right? Yeah. They were gone all day. Snow White, she's vulnerable, she's alone. She provides domestic labor in exchange for food and shelter. It was a transaction, even if it wasn't a formal one. Which, to be fair, probably still a better deal than, you know, wandering the forest and dodging poisoned apples. Essentially, yes. It's a transaction, a dynamic that might make some modern listeners uncomfortable. Yeah. After Snow White takes a bite of the poisoned apple given to her by the disguised Queen Grimhilde, she falls into a death-like sleep. Believing she is dead, the dwarfs place Snow White in a glass coffin on a hillside surrounded by flowers. They keep watch over her day and night, and animals from the forest visit her coffin let's talk poison apples. I always just figured, you know, Oh, like super strong sleeping pills. And what I find so interesting is that the poison itself, it's very specific. It couldn't just be any old poison. It had to create that death like sleep, we're talking a coma so deep it could mimic death. Not your average Granny Smith. So not the apple you want to pick up at the market? No. Okay, so that's officially terrifying but how did, how did one bite, like, knock Snow White out cold? That seems a little too convenient, even for a fairy tale. It suggests a level of sophistication. Well, one of the possibilities, and this is where it gets really interesting, is this stuff called tetrodotoxin. Tetro, okay, break that down for me. It's a neurotoxin, so it messes with your nerves and you find it in, get this, puffer fish. Wait, like, the fish? As in, that's a delicacy. The very same. You don't normally picture pufferfish hanging out in fairy tales, do you? Not really. So tetrodotoxin, what's it do? In high enough doses, it basically paralyzes you. Like, everything, including, you know, the muscles you need to breathe. So it would look like you're dead. Pretty much. No wonder the dwarfs were fooled. Okay, so maybe the magic apple wasn't so magical after all. Maybe not. But tetrodotoxin isn't the only contender for the poisoned apple. The analyses also suggest atropine as a possibility. Now, atropine, that rings a bell. Doesn't that come from like a plant? It does. Belladonna, also known as deadly nightshade. Historically, it's been used for medicinal purposes, but unfortunately, it's also been used as a poison. So not just something out of a fairy tale, then. It really existed. Exactly. And in the right dose, atropine can induce a coma. Basically, it disrupts your nerve signals, a biological jamming system, almost. In high doses, it can be lethal, absolutely. But in smaller, more controlled doses, you can get some really interesting effects. Like hallucinations. Hallucinations, delirium, and yes, even that deep coma like sleep that we see with Snow White. So it could explain that death like sleep without actually being, you know, immediately fatal. Okay, I'm now picturing the Evil Queen. with her little garden, tending to her poisonous plants. It kind of changes her vibe, doesn't it? From evil queen to, like, evil botanist. She knew what she was doing. But the poison itself is only part of the equation, right? One bite of this apple and Snow White's down for the count. So are we talking, like, a magically enhanced super apple here? Well, it's possible that the apple wasn't just poisoned, but that the poison itself was engineered to work in a very specific way. One of the sources dives into something called microencapsulation. Micro what now? Is this where I need to brush up on my potion making vocabulary? Not quite. So imagine the poison in like, tiny tiny capsules Too small to even see that only break open when bitten. Oh wow. It's targeted delivery, wickedly clever. And these capsules could be embedded within the apple itself. Designed to only burst open and release their payload when bitten into. So, like a poison time release capsule, but in apple form. That's both incredibly ingenious and incredibly terrifying. Right. It really speaks to the lengths that the Queen was willing to go to get rid of Snow White Sinister. She had to have some serious knowledge of her poisonous plants, right? This wasn't just a casual, oh, I brushed up against a stinging nettles kind of situation. This was next level poison expertise. Exactly. I mean, this is a woman who was obsessed with beauty and more importantly, Power. It's not a huge leap to imagine her dabbling in some of the darker arts to maintain both. After Snow White fell into a death-like sleep from the poisoned apple, the dwarfs were devastated. They couldn't bear to bury her, so they made a coffin for her out of glass, lined with silver and gold. They placed her coffin on a hillside where her favorite flowers grew and took turns guarding her day and night. A considerable amount of time passed, and Snow White remained unchanged in her beautiful, sleep-like state. Through all of this, the dwarfs continued to watch over Snow White, never abandoning hope that she would wake up someday Wow. But what about the fact that she was essentially untouched in that glass coffin for who knows how long? Talk about defying decomposition. What's the fairy tale explanation for that? Right. It's definitely a detail that sparks curiosity. Yeah. Creating a sort of stasis field that prevented decay. So like a magical refrigerator, but for princesses? In a sense, yes. Yeah. It speaks to a level of magical technology that, while fantastical, Okay. Is incredibly intriguing. Totally. One day, Florian, a prince from a nearby kingdom, was riding through the forest and came across Snow White's glass coffin. He was captivated by her beauty and learned her story from the dwarfs. When Florian kissed Snow White, the apple fragment became dislodged from her throat, waking her from the sleeping death curse. Florian and Snow White fell in love instantly. The dwarfs were overcome with joy at this turn of events. Snow White, promising to visit, left with Florian to his kingdom to be married Snow White. Unconscious from the apple, awoken by true love's kiss. It's an iconic image, but it often gets criticized for being a bit simplistic. Even passive. What are your thoughts on that It's interesting that you say passive because, the biggest head scratcher in this entire Snow White story It has to be that kiss. I mean, come on, even with all the magic and the talking mirrors, you try explaining that one with science? The prince's kiss. The quintessential fairy tale solution. It's what everybody waits for. As narratively satisfying as it is, scientifically speaking. Yeah. It's a tough one to explain. Okay, so we've got Snow White. Out like a light, and all it took was a bad apple. It was a very precisely poisoned apple, if we're being honest. Right, right, and then, of course, Prince Charming shows up, hears whispers about this legendary beauty, leans in, and boom. One kiss. Poison vanquished. True love's kiss for the win. Yeah, you know Every time. Every time. A poisoned apple I can get behind. A talking mirror, you kind of lost me, but I'm here for it. But this kiss Romantically? Sure. Scientifically? I have questions. As you should. Instead, it's highly unlikely that a kiss alone would work. Hmm. Could counteract a poison that potent. Right. But in the spirit of exploring every single possibility, okay, I'm listening. Hit me with your best shot, science. Alright, so the first theory actually goes back to the poison itself. Remember how we were talking about it possibly being microencapsulated in the apple? Yeah, the whole like, poison thing. Time release poison apple right still not over that so some sources proposed that the actual physical act of the kiss You know the pressure maybe a little bit of a jolt it could have dislodged any remaining poison So like a fairy tale Heimlich maneuver basically, but with a more Romantic twist. I kind of love it. Right. Of course, the chances of that actually working are incredibly slim. You know, it's not totally impossible, and hey, it fits within the rules of the story. Yeah, I'm willing to suspend my disbelief on that one. Okay, so what's the other theory? Does this one involve true love somehow defying the laws of physics? Not quite, but it does get a little bit into some interesting neurological stuff. So remember we were talking about how Belladonna disrupts the nervous system, like it's a jammer. Yeah, like hitting the pause button on all her vital functions. Exactly. So some sources suggest that the sensory input of the kiss, the touch, the sudden rush of emotion, maybe it acted as a kind of system reboot for Snow White's brain. Like a surge of stimulation that jolted her back to consciousness. So the prince wasn't just a pretty face, he was a human defibrillator for her nervous system. Yeah, in a manner of speaking. And it's not entirely different from how people in comas, sometimes they can be brought out by familiar voices, you know, or sensory stimuli. The idea is that the prince's kiss, especially with like his genuine affection for Snow White, it provided that jolt of neurological activity that her brain needed to kind of break free of the poison. Wow. So less about true love's magic, more about like, basic physics. I love it. Okay, before we let everyone get back to their regularly scheduled programming, We've talked toxicology we've debated the merits of magic mirrors, we even uncovered some, let's say, uncomfortable truths about the dwarf's living situation. Yeah. What's like the one thing you want our listener to take away from our Snow White deep dive? Honestly, I just hope they see that even a story we think we know, like Snow White, can still surprise us,

AI Pod Male:

this mirror, it might be magical, but it's reflecting some very real fears about the power of technology and the consequences of, well, when we don't think about the downsides of what we create. Right. Just because we can doesn't mean we should. Exactly. It's a question that we're grappling with constantly in our own world, too. I think that's the beauty of approaching these classic stories, like with a critical eye and a curious mind, we uncover these layers of meaning, symbolism, maybe even some scientific explanations that we never would have considered before. Well said. And on that note, I think we've reached the end of our deep dive into the world of Snow White. I think so. Thank you, as always, for joining us as we venture into the world of, well, fairy tales and forensics. Until next time, keep those brains buzzing.

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